This cotton tee speaks with blunt humor and clean, bold design. The headline-style “Breaking News Nobody Cares” typography sits front and center, the kind of shirt that shutters small talk and starts knowing smiles. It’s breathable and sturdy, soft against the skin but built to hold its shape through washes. Wear it on casual coffee runs, at laid-back gatherings, or when you want to make a dry, wry statement without saying a word. The natural fibers and crisp printing keep the message readable and the silhouette relaxed. For people who lean into sarcasm and understated irony, this shirt becomes an everyday favorite that matches a quick laugh and a comfortable rhythm of life.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back
- Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for durable elasticity and shape retention
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) — strong, smooth, great for printing
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves and DTG for primary graphics
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
