This lightweight crew-neck tee speaks in honest, deadpan humor. Made from soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it drapes casually and keeps its shape thanks to side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar. The bold white front text reads like a short manifesto—perfect for someone who prefers blunt, low-energy honesty over small talk. Breathable and easy to layer, the shirt moves from quick errands to laid-back hangouts without fuss. Responsibly manufactured with tear-away labels for comfort and REACH compliance, it’s a comfortable, durable choice for everyday wear.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable) - Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam - Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified - Prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG methods depending on provider
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
